Hiccups...(spelling-?)

Satan has the hiccups...

It is annoying as hell and she sounds like a chihuahua...Ya know that yelp of fear that they do, yeah, thats what she sounds like...

I swear I am going to go crazy...

I held her nose so she could drink some water without breathing, but then she took the not breathing a little to far, and almost passed out. She said that I was trying to kill her.

No, I wouldn't suffocate her, i would try the whole 'run-over-someone-with-a-zamboni' idea, very fun...

Read 'Killing Britney'...

"Her body was caught like chicken bones in the corkscrew blade, underneath the zamboni"

^_^ Very good book...